APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
DOS: Defective Operating System
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
WWW: World Wide Wait
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
